They Call Me Leemer

When Castro gave me free health careOr Leems.  Or Leemsy.  Or even the Notorious Short Haired Bastard.  (I swear, I’m not making that up.)

I love music (but my readers, for the most part, hate it when I write about it), I play guitar (like a three-year old), I drink (like a fish), I smoke (like a chimney), and I steal analogies (from elementary school libraries).

I’m also a big fan of parenthesis.

Welcome to my part of Texas.  It’s the kick-ass part, by the way.

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