This is a yearly tradition, but this one will be a bit different. So let’s get on with my
Letter Text Messages to Santa.
Me: U awake?
Santa: Yes, u dumbass. Always busy in Dec.
Me: Sorry abt that pic I sent. Was meant for Sandra.
Santa: K. Mrs Claus enjoyed it.
Me: So abt my list this year…
Santa: NSFW [Image attached]
Santa: Shit! That was for John Leguizamo. Sorry
Me: No worries. Now I know why u say ho ho ho
Santa: So, abt your list. Sweet bottoms?
Me: Damn auto correct. I was telling u that my mom wanted to buy me sweat bottoms.
Santa: Too late to take it back now, son.
Santa: I hope u like junk in the trunk.
Me: It’s been a rough year.
Santa: I know. Been watching.
Santa: U always seem to land on ur feet tho.
Santa: Ur friends are amazing.
Me: Felt like I landed on my ass this year.
Santa: Ur brother said he has always envied that u have great friends.
Me: Slow down. I think we have overlapping texts now.
Me: I think I’m finally abt to be on my feet for sure. Leggins.
Me: *Legit. Auto correct. Eff.
Santa: I feel gd about that phone call u got last nite.
Me: U know abt that?
Santa: Merry Christmas.