Political Conundrum

Which one wouldja?

• Sarah Palin
• Cindy McCain
• Michelle Obama
• Larry Craig in a restroom

Discuss, as my answer is to be revealed later.

Leggo My Ego

Everything is bigger in Texas. I guess that is why local TV sports guy Dale Hansen moved here from Iowa or Nebraska or wherever. He does deserve recognition, however, for turning himself into the most controversial (and most watched) sports guy in the Fort Worth/Dallas Metroplex. Forget his all-too-brief stint on The Ticket and his quasi-punching match with former Dallas Cowboys coach Barry Switzer during a live telecast. Instead, focus on what I consider to be Dale’s defining moment by clicking this link that will lead you to an on-air pissing match.

Are you back? Good. Let’s continue.

Because Dawn and I got this today:

That is just the front of the invitation. I didn’t scan the innards because the last thing we need right now is for Dale to go on the nightly news complaining about some rubes in Burleson who posted his address in a blog, as funny as that might be.

So, for a total of $300 (that benefits diabetic research), Dawn and I could be schmoozing with the local gentry while trying to match Dale drink-for-drink (which I hear is near impossible).

Too bad the price is so steep, because this would make great blog material.

Blog Hot

A while ago, in another blog-life, I wrote about a theory of mine regarding how society as a whole judges people (ok - women in particular) based on their current peers. I called this phenomenom “Wal-Mart Hot”. The Ticket, thanks to Gordon Keith, latched on to this concept during their annual one-week sabbatical, hence “coining” the term “compound hot”.

I’m still a little mad about that, because Gordon stole the idea from my blog (proof exists), but I cannot possibly fathom that two guys from New Zealand stole that same concept. So this duo, Flight of the Conchords, gets a pass on this one. Besides, I really love their HBO show.

So enjoy my theory of “Wal-Mart Hot” in a whole new perspective…

And, from now on, I promise to limit my video output here…

Stay hard.