Or Leems. Or Leemsy. Or even the Notorious Short Haired Bastard. (I swear, I’m not making that up.)
I’m married, with two dogs and three step-kids that I feel are my own kids. I love music (but my readers, for the most part, hate it when I write about it), I play guitar (like a three-year old), I drink (like a fish), I smoke (like a chimney), and I steal analogies (from elementary school libraries).
I’m also a big fan of parenthesis.
Welcome to my part of Texas.
This picture of you, in Cousin Chad’s Whole Foods hat…it makes me want to strip you down and spank your bare ass!
Mrs. Leemer doesn’t get out much does she?
OW! No hitting! That’s gonna leave a mark!
Me too!
Oh, wait. I think I’m in the wrong forum.
Dump that.
Isn’t that my backyard??
Save the spankin’ for FTW, I don’t want to clean up the mess….
It is your back yard. You and Mom are the only ones with that brick!
That’s why I had to look twice at the picture!!